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accurate scientific research

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emmyrossum I’m only allowing this because there’s a speed limit of 35 on the Warner Bros lot. “Be safe, kids!” #MomMode @ekat19 @JaguarUSA #shameless #GoodToBeBad

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Malibus Most Wanted is on! One of my all time favorite movies. 


I’ll never forget the irony of seeing the film That Awkward Moment when 3 seats down from me a ratchet hoe was blowing her boyfriend. 

The whole viewing experience of That Awkward Moment was an awkward moment. 


comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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Didn’t have to get a blood test or any shots.


Off to the doctor for my physical. 

Here’s to praying I lost at least 10 pounds over the course of the summer.