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accurate scientific research

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emmyrossum I’m only allowing this because there’s a speed limit of 35 on the Warner Bros lot. “Be safe, kids!” #MomMode @ekat19 @JaguarUSA #shameless #GoodToBeBad

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Malibus Most Wanted is on! One of my all time favorite movies. 

I’ll never forget the irony of seeing the film That Awkward Moment when 3 seats down from me a ratchet hoe was blowing her boyfriend. 

The whole viewing experience of That Awkward Moment was an awkward moment. 


"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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Didn’t have to get a blood test or any shots.

Off to the doctor for my physical. 

Here’s to praying I lost at least 10 pounds over the course of the summer.